FAQ: MONSTERS

Q: What's a "monster"?
A: blanket term for beings that are made of magic.

Q: Does the Underground have electricity?
A: yes. don't believe undyne's lies.

Q: Are all monsters tough like Undyne?
A: undyne and papyrus are outliers and should not have been counted.

Q: How do skeletons [verb]?
A: magic.

Q: Does Papyrus really not sleep?
A: yep.

Q: Is that normal for skeletons?
A: it's normal for papyrus.

Q: So, what's an "Underground"?
A: it's under the ground.

Q: Is that dog yours?
A: nope.

Q: Is it your brother's?
A: nope.

Q: Is it magic?
A: yep.

Q: Do you always have to make puns?
A: i am legally required to by law. it's a fact.

Q: Why is Undyne always trying to burn down the kitchen?
A: she is legally required to by law.

Q: Why is Papyrus obsessed with spaghetti?
A: he is legally required to... by law.

Q: Why toilet spaghetti??
A: why not.

Q: Did Undyne really get beaten by a small child?
A: yes. now they're besties.

Q: Can skeletons die?
A: why is this a frequently asked question. you guys are messed up.

Q: Is anime real?
A: [answer redacted]